The Oxford Comma

May 25

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egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

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hamburgerjack:

djavjr:

it has been three days since my infiltration into the nest

they do not suspect a thing

EGGSELLENT

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hannibalkanibalas:

dragonpikachu:

i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:

aiyuwithoutatrace:

wegotplansforsammy:

wibblywobblytimeturners:

somewherethats-green:

the worst fuckin thing is

“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”

like no

“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”

“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”

“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”

“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”

The last one seems more doable

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• regular people in the shower: wash, rinse and repeat
• me in the shower: accepting award
• me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
• me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
• me in the shower: life problems
• me in the shower: performing while on tour
• me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
• me in the shower: being interviewed on the red carpet
• me in the shower: dramatically re-enacts scenes from Les Miserables

thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

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This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.

nerdgasming:

castielofasgard:

I fucking lost it at “chilly stumps”,

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coopercomeback:

brbjellyfishing:

What if crazy Steve killed drake, josh and their parents, kidnapped Megan and took her to Seattle, forced her to call herself Carly, and made her pretend she was his little sister

we really need to sleep more on this site

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